Tyrkland, Tyrkland! Ástæða bloggleti síðustu þriggja vikna. Ferðin var æðisleg. Tyrknesk kvöld, skoðunarferðir, köfun, fyllerí og óheyrilega mikið verslað! Best er hvað maður lærir að meta suma hluti miklu betur þegar maður skiptir um umhverfi. Og ég er þakklát.
Ég er þakklát fyrir…
- sólarvörn 40. Annars hefði ég örugglega eytt fríinu eins og hlaup uppá tyrknesku sjúkrahúsi. Þess í stað kom ég heim alveg jafn hvít og ég fór… ja, fékk kannski 3-4 freknur á vinstri handlegginn, annað var það ekki.
- að hafa ekki dáið a.m.k. tvisvar í umferðinni á Tyrklandi. Þar hlýðir enginn umferðarreglum, þess í stað er flautann þeytt við öll hugsanleg og óhugsanleg tækifæri. Gunnhildur var afskaplega nálægt því að deyja eitt af fyrstu kvöldunum þegar hún var að fara yfir götu. Ég er líka þakklát fyrir að hún dó ekki. Það hefði verið leiðinlegt að sofa við hliðina á líki það sem eftir var ferðarinnar.
- að hafa ekki verið bitin af neinu alvarlegra en Ara. Sumir voru bitnir af moskítóFUGLUM (flugur eru of vægt til orða tekið) og enn aðrir fengu Tyrkjabit. Tel það vel sloppið að fá bara Arabit.
- Að hafa ekki lent illa í einum af öryggisperrunum. Því miður voru aðrar stelpur ekki eins heppnar og ég. Helvítis öryggisperrar. Ég hafði leyfi frá Stefán Þór til að lemja þá en fékk þó ekki tækifæri til þess… kannski eins gott… fyrir þá…
- lágt verðlag á öllu milli himins og jarðar sem gerði mér kleyft að hlaða dóti á mína nánustu þegar heim kom. Ég elska að gefa gjafir.
- kalda Ísland. Eftir hálfan mánuð í 35-40 stiga hita eru 4° og léttskýjað á Akureyri alveg dásamlegt.
- Skítugu skeiðina (Greesy Spoon) sem varð okkar uppáhaldsveitingastaður (og sumar okkar urðu uppáhaldsviðskiptavinir þjónanna). Annars var maturinn í Tyrklandi bara svona í meðallagi. Betri heima. En chicken kebab er æði. Ég komst að því að ég hef þann hæfileika að geta andað að mér mat þegar ég er svöng. Eða reyndar komst Fannar að því. Gaman að því.
- að hafa Gunnhildi með mér þegar ég ákveð að leggjast útaf hér og þar, dauðadrukkin. Hún var líka þakklát fyrir að vera með held ég, ég sá henni alla vega fyrir ágætis skemmtun.
- þennan æðislega félagsskap. Að fara með akkúrat þessu fólki, valinkunnum snillingum og mörgum af bestu vinum mínum, er mikil gæfa. Ég er sérstaklega þakklát fyrir það.
Topp 3 komment vinahópsins sem fara án nokkurs efa beint í carminuna:
„Mig langar í tattú! Mig langar í tattú á handlegginn sem á stendur MARMARIS!” - Ónefnd Magnea
„Yes, I am VERY tired! And I would like to REST IN PEACE!” - Ónefnd ég
„Sko! Ég er rauð, Baldvin er blár… Og þið eruð bara fíbl!” - Ónefnd Margrét Brynjars.
Einnig fylgir með komment ónefnd 4A-bekkings, sem var nota bene, ódrukkin við tilefnið:
„I need this, because the Turkish men are all so hard and they are always coming…”
Og þannig dömur mínar og herrar, var Tyrkland í hnotskurn 
I haven’t been up to anything today. I can’t be bothered with anything recently. Nothing seems worth thinking about. I haven’t gotten anything done recently, but oh well. Not much noteworthy going on worth mentioning.
I’ve just been staying at home waiting for something to happen. Whatever. Not much on my mind lately. I guess it doesn’t bother me.
I feel like a complete blank, but I don’t care. Pfft. I’ve pretty much been doing nothing worth mentioning.
I just don’t have anything to say , but shrug. So it goes. Not much on my mind recently. I can’t be bothered with anything recently.
I haven’t been up to anything today. I don’t care. I’ve just been staying at home not getting anything done. Basically not much happening right now. Maybe tomorrow. I guess it doesn’t bother me.
I feel like an empty room, but eh. Nothing seems worth doing. I haven’t gotten much done today.
I just don’t have anything to say right now. I haven’t been up to anything recently, but it’s not important. I’ve just been sitting around waiting for something to happen, but shrug.
I feel like an empty room, but eh. Nothing seems worth doing. I haven’t gotten much done today.
I can’t be bothered with anything these days, but shrug. I just don’t have anything to say recently. I haven’t gotten much done recently. Nothing seems worth thinking about.
I feel like an empty room, but eh. Nothing seems worth doing. I haven’t gotten much done today.
Not much on my mind lately. My life’s been completely boring these days. I’ve just been hanging out not getting anything done. So it goes.
I haven’t been up to much lately. I’ve basically been doing nothing , but it’s not important. I can’t be bothered with anything recently. I’ve just been letting everything happen without me lately.
I can’t be bothered with anything these days, but shrug. I just don’t have anything to say recently. I haven’t gotten much done recently. Nothing seems worth thinking about.
I just don’t have much to say recently. Such is life. I’ve basically been doing nothing. Basically nothing seems worth bothering with. Oh well.
My life’s been basically bland today. More or less nothing seems worth thinking about. My mind is like an empty room. I’ve more or less been doing nothing to speak of. Not much on my mind recently.
Not much on my mind lately. My life’s been completely boring these days. I’ve just been hanging out not getting anything done. So it goes.
I feel like an empty room, but eh. Nothing seems worth doing. I haven’t gotten much done today.
I just don’t have anything to say , but shrug. So it goes. Not much on my mind recently. I can’t be bothered with anything recently.
I haven’t been up to anything recently, but so it goes. Such is life. What can I say? Pretty much not much exciting going on to speak of. I haven’t gotten much done lately, but I don’t care.
Not much on my mind lately. My life’s been completely boring these days. I’ve just been hanging out not getting anything done. So it goes.
I haven’t gotten anything done today. I feel like a fog, but what can I say? I’ve just been letting everything wash over me lately, not that it matters. Shrug.
I’ve just been hanging out not getting anything done. What can I say? I’ve basically been doing nothing worth mentioning, but pfft. Not that it matters. Pretty much nothing exciting happening to speak of. I haven’t been up to much these days.
Basically nothing seems worth thinking about. I haven’t been up to much these days. I just don’t have much to say right now. I can’t be bothered with anything , but whatever.
I just don’t have anything to say , but shrug. So it goes. Not much on my mind recently. I can’t be bothered with anything recently.
I’ve just been staying at home waiting for something to happen, but I don’t care. Basically nothing seems worth thinking about. I can’t be bothered with anything recently.
I just don’t have much to say these days, but so it goes. Today was a total loss. I guess it doesn’t bother me.
I’ve just been hanging out not getting anything done. What can I say? I’ve basically been doing nothing worth mentioning, but pfft. Not that it matters. Pretty much nothing exciting happening to speak of. I haven’t been up to much these days.
I haven’t been up to much lately. I’ve basically been doing nothing , but it’s not important. I can’t be bothered with anything recently. I’ve just been letting everything happen without me lately.
Not much on my mind lately. My life’s been completely boring these days. I’ve just been hanging out not getting anything done. So it goes.
My mind is like a bunch of nothing, but I guess it doesn’t bother me. I haven’t been up to anything recently. I’ve pretty much been doing nothing to speak of.
I haven’t been up to much lately. I’ve basically been doing nothing , but it’s not important. I can’t be bothered with anything recently. I’ve just been letting everything happen without me lately.
I’ve just been staying at home waiting for something to happen, but I don’t care. Basically nothing seems worth thinking about. I can’t be bothered with anything recently.
I just don’t have anything to say , but shrug. So it goes. Not much on my mind recently. I can’t be bothered with anything recently.
I haven’t been up to much lately. I’ve basically been doing nothing , but it’s not important. I can’t be bothered with anything recently. I’ve just been letting everything happen without me lately.
I just don’t have anything to say , but shrug. So it goes. Not much on my mind recently. I can’t be bothered with anything recently.
I’ve just been hanging out not getting anything done. What can I say? I’ve basically been doing nothing worth mentioning, but pfft. Not that it matters. Pretty much nothing exciting happening to speak of. I haven’t been up to much these days.
I’ve just been staying at home waiting for something to happen. Whatever. Not much on my mind lately. I guess it doesn’t bother me.
I’ve just been staying at home waiting for something to happen. Whatever. Not much on my mind lately. I guess it doesn’t bother me.
I haven’t been up to much lately. I’ve basically been doing nothing , but it’s not important. I can’t be bothered with anything recently. I’ve just been letting everything happen without me lately.
Basically nothing noteworthy happening right now, but eh. Today was a complete loss. I haven’t been up to much recently. I’ve pretty much been doing nothing worth mentioning.
Not much on my mind. I don’t care. I’ve just been letting everything happen without me , but shrug. Whatever. I feel like a void.
I just don’t have much to say recently. Such is life. I’ve basically been doing nothing. Basically nothing seems worth bothering with. Oh well.
I just don’t have anything to say right now. I haven’t been up to anything recently, but it’s not important. I’ve just been sitting around waiting for something to happen, but shrug.
I’ve more or less been doing nothing worth mentioning, but eh. My life’s been really bland today. I don’t care. I’ve just been letting everything happen without me these days. That’s how it is.
I’ve just been hanging out not getting anything done. What can I say? I’ve basically been doing nothing worth mentioning, but pfft. Not that it matters. Pretty much nothing exciting happening to speak of. I haven’t been up to much these days.
I haven’t been up to anything recently, but so it goes. Such is life. What can I say? Pretty much not much exciting going on to speak of. I haven’t gotten much done lately, but I don’t care.
I haven’t been up to much these days. Today was a loss. Nothing seems important. I’ve just been letting everything happen without me these days.
I haven’t been up to much lately. I’ve basically been doing nothing , but it’s not important. I can’t be bothered with anything recently. I’ve just been letting everything happen without me lately.
I haven’t been up to anything today. I don’t care. I’ve just been staying at home not getting anything done. Basically not much happening right now. Maybe tomorrow. I guess it doesn’t bother me.
I just don’t have anything to say , but shrug. So it goes. Not much on my mind recently. I can’t be bothered with anything recently.